Introducing MTV's New Show...

..."Cradlerobbers."

Numerous sources, inclusing UsWeekly, have confirmed that Nick Lachey is boning Laguna Beach's own Kristen Cavalieri. Good thing I'm leaving the country because this is a sign of bad things to come. Actually, this is too good to be true. Forget the fact that Nick is 33 and Kristen just turned 19. Actually, keep that fact in mind because it makes the whole thing even more gross. Nick has completely lost his mind. Apparently, it wasn't enough revenge for him to find out that Jessica has gotten fat, got herpes from Maroon 5's Adam Levine, and is going to have to give him half her money. Instead, he's traded her in for Kristen - whose stock is skyrocketing right now. Needless to say, we are horrified/ecstatic at this latest development. I can't wait to see Stephen's reaction to all of this - he's probably crying on Jason's shoulder right now.


Fuck you Jessica...