Get-cha Realests!!!

As you know, we've all been holding our breath in anticipation of finding these words in print: "First, Phil Mickelson couldn't win a major. Now, he can't stop winning them."

So imagine our horror when we saw the second and third lines of the AP's cover, meaning millions and millions of people were subjected to this torture:

"For years, it looked as though Phil Mickelson would never win a major.
Now, he's really got the hang of it."

Why???!!!............


"How fitting: the player that had trouble putting all day, putting the Green Jacket on someone else. Blah, blah, blah, blah."