Thanks, Myles ...

NCAA President Myles Brand on the Duke lacrosse team: Regardless of the assault charges, "it is inappropriate that we should have any group of young men, let alone those who play on our athletic teams, inviting a stripper, underage alcohol and that kind of environment."

Thanks for your input nearly a month after the incident occured - you've really got your hand on the pulse of college sports.

This is another occassion we desparately needed a real reporter to mock someone to their face:

"Myles, I noticed you left off "racial slurs" and "suggesting a broom as a sex toy"..... Could you give us your thoughts on those, too?"


For the last time, take off that ridiculous robe ...