ADRIAN ARRINGTON GETS BUSTED IN YPSI

Just when you thought Michigan football had turned the corner on soliciting prostitutes, domestic violence and "7th Floor Crew" rip-offs, Adrian Arrington gets busted in Ypsi for fighting with his girlfriend over - get this - car keys.

This, on top of the Jeremy LeSueur fiasco a couple years ago, proves that there's only two places you can end up in Ypsi: dead or in jail (or Steak 'N Shake).