12.20.2006

BRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLIN!!!

Amazing story from yesterday's New York Post about the son of late Giants owner Wellington Mara:

Tomasulo said the bizarre broker brouhaha broke out at around 10:30 a.m., after he walked past (Stephen) Mara and pretended to do a basketball jump shot, mocking the celebratory on-field routine performed by Big Blue players after touchdowns and sacks...

"At first, he got me in a bear hug and bent me over a trading post. At first, I thought it was a joke. Then he proceeded to choke me. I passed out for a minute."
You can't make this shit up.

A. We've said it about The Diplomats before, people: It's not just about music, it's a movement.

B. Where is the credit for Jim Jones in this article? Michael Strahan did not invent the jump shot!

C. We wonder if this Tomasulo fellow screamed "Ballin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" in Mara's face. Leave it to the Post to omit that crucial element from this story...

D. The Diplomats are hood rats. Period.


Skip forward to the 2:00 mark on this...


Talk about sellouts. We love this Asian actor that agreed to be play a stereotypical L.A. Quickie Mart owner, topped with the implication Jim Jones shoot him in the face...

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