7.25.2007

D'OH! MISTER SIMPSON RULED INELIGIBLE

Devastating news from the Nati today: former Michigan tailback and fan favorite Mister Simpson has been ruled academically ineligible for the 2007 season at Cincinnati.

Frankly, we didn't even realize Simpson had left Michigan until we stumbled across this story, so it's a double whammy for The Realests.

UC coach Brian Kelly said that although Simpson is partially to blame, it didn't help that only a few of his credits transferred from Big Blue. This is just blasphemy. If anything, Michigan credits should count double when transferring to a school like Cincinnati.

We hope you're happy Myles Brand. Once again you've found a way to pimp out a kid, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way just to make a name for yourself.

It's just a travesty Mister Simpson has to walk by the UC bookstore and doesn't have the money to purchase one of his jerseys flying off the shelves.

On a much more positive note, former OSU quarterback Steve Bellisari is the new linebackers coach at Ohio Dominican, proving once again that a degree from Ohio State means dick.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

you muthafuckas got me fucked up real shit ya'll on know wat ya talkin about so shut the hell up my nigga

jonny blaze said...

y'all lame as fuck yo. do you even know Mister Simpson outside of football? Well i do and you probably couldn't handle half his load. an ass whole is what y'all are, keep his fuckin name out your mouths. And when he finally does make it big in football, which he will. Don't hop on his dick

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